A man walks into a bar and hears piano music. He looks at the piano
and can't see anyone sitting there, so he walks over and discovers
a foot-tall man standing on the piano bench playing the tune of
Dixie-Girl.
The man thought that this was strange so he goes over
to the bartender and asks where the man came from.
"Here," says the bartender, handing the man a genie lamp,
"rub this."
So the man rubs the lamp and out comes this genie.
"What do you wish for?" asks the genie.
"A million bucks," the man states, quite sure of himself.
"Granted." And the genie claps his hands and disappeared
back into the lamp.
The man looks around, checks his wallet but can't find a million
bucks anywhere. Just that moment, a million ducks fly through the
bar. Astounded the man says: "Hey! I didn't ask for a million
ducks!"
"Do you think that I asked for a 12 inch pianist?" replied
the bartender.