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Newbie Buys A ComputerCSO: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? Newbie: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking about buying a computer. CSO: Mac? Newbie: No, the name’s Lou. CSO: Your computer? Newbie: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one. CSO: Mac? Newbie: I told you, my name’s Lou. CSO: What about Windows? Newbie: Why? Will it get stuffy in here? CSO: Do you want a computer with Windows? Newbie: I don’t know. What will I see when I look at the windows? CSO: Wallpaper. Newbie: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software. CSO: Software for Windows? Newbie: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals and track expenses and run my business. What do you have? CSO: Office. Newbie: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything? CSO: I just did. Newbie: You just did what? CSO: Recommend something. Newbie: You recommended something? CSO: Yes. Newbie: For my office? CSO: Yes. Newbie: OK, what did you recommend for my office? CSO: Office. Newbie: Yes, for my office! CSO: I recommend Office with Windows. Newbie: I already have an office with windows! OK, let’s just say I’m sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need? CSO: Word. Newbie: What word? CSO: Word in Office. Newbie: The only word in office is office. CSO: The Word in Office for Windows. Newbie: Which word in office for windows? CSO: The Word you get when you click the blue “W”. Newbie: I’m going to click your blue “w” if you don’t start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with? CSO: Money. Newbie: That’s right. What do you have? CSO: Money. Newbie: I need money to track my money? CSO: It comes bundled with your computer. Newbie: What’s bundled with my computer? CSO: Money. Newbie: Money comes with my computer? CSO: Yes. No extra charge. Newbie: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much? CSO: One copy. Newbie: Isn’t it illegal to copy money? CSO: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money. Newbie: They can give you a license to copy money? CSO: Why not? THEY OWN IT! (A few days later) CSO: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? Newbie: How do I turn my computer off? CSO: Click on “START"
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